My Face Is Being Polite Without My Permission | Women's T-Shirt
My Face Is Being Polite Without My Permission | Women's T-Shirt
Free US shipping over $49. Flat $4.95 under that, and no surprises at checkout.
Printed to order in 1-3 business days. Most US orders arrive 3 to 8 business days after ordering.
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Composed rage for the woman whose face keeps agreeing to things the rest of her never once approved.
Some people have a poker face. She has a face that went freelance and started saying yes to strangers. It happens at the front desk, at the school pickup, anywhere a pleasant expression is technically required. She's fine. Her face is thriving. The two of them are in mediation.
Highlights:
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz garment-dyed US ring-spun cotton that softens with every wash.
- Relaxed, seamless fit in sizes S to 3XL. Size up for an oversized look.
- Pre-shrunk garment-dye, so it holds its size with almost no shrinkage at home.
- Topstitched rib collar and shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape, built to keep its shape.
- Signature woven label, not a scratchy printed tag.
- Free US shipping over $49, printed to order just for you.
Made well, made responsibly:
Dyed with salt-free, OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes, and made with US Cotton Trust Protocol cotton. Ships without the plastic polybag, because less waste is just better.
Care:
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
- Tumble dry low, or lay flat to keep the fit.
- No bleach, no fabric softener. Iron around the print, never on it.
Wears in soft for everyday and reads loud enough to skip small talk.
Fit
Unisex Comfort Colors 1717. Relaxed, tubular cut with no side seams, so it hangs straight instead of tapering — on most women it reads a size roomier than a fitted women’s tee.
- Order your usual size for the relaxed fit shown in the photos.
- Size down one for a closer fit through the body.
- Size up one or two if you want it deliberately loose.
At 6.1 oz this is a heavy tee — it drapes and keeps its shape rather than clinging. Garment-dyed and pre-shrunk, so it will not shrink into a smaller size after washing.
Not sure which size? Lay a t-shirt you already like the fit of flat and measure armpit to armpit. Find that number in the Chest column.
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18¼" | 26⅝" | 16¼" |
| M | 20¼" | 28" | 17¾" |
| L | 22" | 29⅜" | 19" |
| XL | 24" | 30¾" | 20½" |
| 2XL | 26" | 31⅝" | 21¾" |
| 3XL | 27¾" | 32½" | 23¼" |
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Photograph it, email help@hestine.com within 14 days, and we’ll take a look. If it’s damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item, we’ll make it right and replace it. Because each shirt is made to order, we can’t accept returns for a change of mind or the wrong size ordered. Read the full policy
- 14-day print & delivery guarantee
- Printed for you in the USA
- Free US shipping over $49
Questions
I’m between sizes. Which way?
Down for closer to the body, up for the oversized look. If you want it to sit like it does in the photos, take your usual letter size. See the measurements, or email us and we’ll answer within a business day or two.
Will it shrink?
It’s garment-dyed and pre-shrunk, so barely — it will not drop a size on you. Hot water is the only thing that will.
Will the print crack?
Not if you keep the iron and the fabric softener off it. It’s built to fade with the shirt, not off it.
How do I wash it?
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low, or lay flat to keep the fit. No bleach, no fabric softener. Iron around the print, never directly on it.
How long until it gets here?
It’s printed for you after you order, so most US orders arrive 3 to 8 business days after ordering. You’ll get tracking the moment it ships. Full shipping details
What if something’s wrong with it?
Photograph it, email help@hestine.com within 14 days, and we’ll take a look. If it’s damaged, misprinted, or the wrong item, we’ll make it right and replace it. Read the full policy
